YOU SAID:
Officer, I dropkicked that child in self defense
INTO JAPANESE
警官、私は自己防衛のためにその子供をドロップキックした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
cop, I dropped the kid in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
警官、私は自己防衛のために子供を落とした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
cop, I dropped the child in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
警官、私は自己防衛のために子供を落とした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
cop, I dropped the child in self-defense
That didn't even make that much sense in English.