YOU SAID:
Officer, i drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE
INTO JAPANESE
役員、私は護身術でその子供をドロップキックしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Officer, I dropped kicked the kid with self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
将校、私は護身術で子供を蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Officer, I kicked a child in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
将校、私は護身術で子供を蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Officer, I kicked a child in self-defense
That didn't even make that much sense in English.