YOU SAID:
officer I drop kicked that child in self defense
INTO JAPANESE
私が落とす将校は、自己防衛でその子供を蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The officer I drop kicked the child in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
私が落とした将校は自己防衛のために子供を蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The officer I dropped kicked the child in self-defense.
INTO JAPANESE
私が落とした将校は自衛のために子供を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The officer I dropped kicked the child in self-defense.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.