YOU SAID:
Of course I'm already dead, I'm a ghost! You've just been spooked!
INTO JAPANESE
もちろん私はもう死んでいる、幽霊だ!びっくりしましたよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Of course I'm already dead, a ghost! I was surprised!
INTO JAPANESE
もちろん私はもう死んでいる、幽霊だ!私はびっくりしました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Of course I'm already dead, a ghost! I was surprised!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.