YOU SAID:
Octopus taco ouch yuck yuck!
INTO JAPANESE
タコ タコ痛い不潔不潔な!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Octopus Octopus hurts filth filthy!
INTO JAPANESE
タコのタコが痛い汚い汚物!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts the octopi dirty filth!
INTO JAPANESE
タコの汚い汚物が痛い!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts Octopus dirty filth!
INTO JAPANESE
タコ汚い汚物が痛い!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts Octopus dirty filth!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.