YOU SAID:

Obviously the only way to keep children safe is to physically assault them!! Well of course! How else would you? By taking CARE of them? No way!

INTO JAPANESE

明らかに、子供たちを安全に保つ唯一の方法は、子供たちを物理的に攻撃することです！もちろんです！他にどうしますか？それらの世話をすることによって？ありえない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Obviously, the only way to keep children safe is to physically attack them! of course! What else do you do? By taking care of them? Impossible!

INTO JAPANESE

明らかに、子供たちを安全に保つ唯一の方法は、子供たちを物理的に攻撃することです！もちろん！他に何をするの？それらの世話をすることによって？不可能な！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Obviously, the only way to keep children safe is to physically attack them! of course! What else do you do? By taking care of them? Impossible!