YOU SAID:
O woe, woeful woe filled day! Woe Woe Woe Woe Woe!
INTO JAPANESE
おお、悲惨な、悲惨な悲惨な日だ!ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, wretched, wretched, wretched day! War, war, war, war, war!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、惨めな、惨めな、惨めな日!戦争、戦争、戦争、戦争、戦争!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, wretched, wretched, wretched day! War, war, war, war, war!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.