YOU SAID:

O hai frens! can i haz pAtz? do u has schmakkos?

INTO JAPANESE

おお、ハイ・フレンズ！私はpAtzを危険にさらすことができますか？あなたはシュマッコスを持っていますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, High Friends! Can I put pAtz at risk? Do you have a Schmacchus?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ハイフレンズ！ PAtzを危険にさらすことはできますか？シュマッカスは？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, High Friends! Can you put PAtz at risk? Where's Schmaccus?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ハイフレンズ！パッツを危険にさらせるか？シュマッカスはどこだ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, High Friends! Can you put Pats at risk? Where's Schmacchus?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ハイフレンズ！パッツを危険にさらせるか？シュマッカスはどこだ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, High Friends! Can you put Pats at risk? Where's Schmacchus?