YOU SAID:

Now watch and learn, here's the deal, he'll slip and slide on this banana peel. HAHAHAHA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

INTO JAPANESE

今見るし、学ぶ、ここに契約です、彼がおきます、このバナナの皮にスライド。ハハハハ!何をしていますか！！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

what you are doing now

INTO JAPANESE

今、何をしていますか

BACK INTO ENGLISH

what you are doing now