YOU SAID:
Now that’s a soccer mom
INTO JAPANESE
今はサッカーママです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I am a soccer mom
INTO JAPANESE
今私はサッカーのお母さんです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I am a soccer mother
INTO JAPANESE
今私はサッカーの母親です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I am a mother of football
INTO JAPANESE
今私はサッカーの母です
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium