YOU SAID:

now teach me japanese ( jk jk i will learn it on my own )

INTO JAPANESE

さあ日本語を教えてください（冗談です、冗談です、自分で学びます）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now please teach me Japanese (just kidding, just kidding, I'll learn it myself)

INTO JAPANESE

さあ、日本語を教えてください（冗談です、冗談です、自分で学びます）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Come on, teach me Japanese (just kidding, just kidding, I'll learn it myself)

INTO JAPANESE

さあ、日本語を教えてください（冗談ですよ、冗談ですよ、自分で学びます）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Come on, teach me Japanese (just kidding, just kidding, I'll learn it myself)