YOU SAID:
now son, don't touch that cactus
INTO JAPANESE
今、息子、そのサボテンに触れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, do not touch my son, that cactus
INTO JAPANESE
今、私の息子、そのサボテンに触れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, my son, please do not touch that cactus
INTO JAPANESE
今、私の息子、そのサボテンに触れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, my son, please do not touch that cactus
That didn't even make that much sense in English.