YOU SAID:
Now son, don't touch that cactus!
INTO JAPANESE
今息子は、そのサボテンを触れてはいけない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not now touch the Cactus son!
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンの息子今ではないタッチを行う!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not touch my son now's Cactus!
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子には触れないで今はサボテン!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not touch my son now's Cactus!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.