YOU SAID:

now i've got a dead dog, a dumb daughter and no coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

今私は死んだ犬、愚かな娘とコーヒーを持っている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now I have a dead dog, a silly daughter and coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

今私は死んだ犬、愚かな娘とコーヒーを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now I have a dead dog, a silly daughter and coffee.