YOU SAID:
not the sharpest tool in the box
INTO JAPANESE
箱の中で最も鋭い道具ではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not the sharpest tool in the box
INTO JAPANESE
それは箱の中で最も鋭い道具ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not the sharpest tool in the box
That didn't even make that much sense in English.