YOU SAID:
not the sharpest spoon in the drawer
INTO JAPANESE
引き出しの中にないシャープなスプーン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the drawer is not a sharp spoon
INTO JAPANESE
引き出しの中にはないシャープなスプーン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the drawer is not a sharp spoon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.