YOU SAID:
Not one of my friends could go to my funeral if they die first.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが最初に死ぬと、私の友人の誰も私の葬儀に行くことはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They are the first to die, and my friend's anyone going to my funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは最初に死ぬと私の友人の誰も私の葬式に行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone of my friends going to my funeral they are the first to die.
INTO JAPANESE
私の葬式に行く私の友人の誰も彼らが最初に死にます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone go to my funeral my friends they will die first.
INTO JAPANESE
みんなは私の友人は、彼らが最初に死ぬ私の葬儀に行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone is my friend goes to the funeral for me they are the first to die.
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人は、誰も私のための葬式に行く彼らが最初に死にます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A friend of mine, who first die they go to my funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
まず彼らを死ぬ私の友人私の葬式に行く。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, my friend who will die will go to my funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
まず、私の死ぬ友人は私の葬儀に行くでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, my dead friends will go to my funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
まず、私の死んだ友人は私の葬儀に行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, my deceased friend goes to my funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
まず、私の死んだ友人は私の葬儀に行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, my deceased friend goes to my funeral.
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