YOU SAID:
Nope, I do not know the Muffin Man. Oh, wait. Is he the guy with the pie on his head?
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、マフィンマンは知りません。えっ、ちょっと待って。彼は頭にパイを持っている人ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Muffin Man doesn't know. Well, wait a minute. Is he someone with a pie on his head?
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、マフィンマンは知りません。ちょっと待って彼は頭にパイがある人ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Muffin Man doesn't know. Wait, is he a pie on his head?
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、マフィンマンは知りません。待って、彼は頭の上にパイですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Muffin Man doesn't know. Wait, is he a pie on his head?
You should move to Japan!