YOU SAID:
Noodle is my dogs name. My noodle is my dog, and my doog eats his noodle with a spoon. Noodle life is 4 real.
INTO JAPANESE
麺は私の犬の名前です。私の麺は私の犬です、そして、私のdoogはスプーンで彼の麺を食べます。麺の生活は4リアルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Noodle is my dog's name. My noodles are my dogs, and my doog eats his noodles with a spoon. The life of noodles is 4 real.
INTO JAPANESE
麺は私の犬の名前です。私の麺は私の犬です、そして、私のdoogはスプーンで彼の麺を食べます。麺の寿命は4実です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Noodle is my dog's name. My noodles are my dogs, and my doog eats his noodles with a spoon. The life of the noodle is 4 real.
INTO JAPANESE
麺は私の犬の名前です。私の麺は私の犬です、そして、私のdoogはスプーンで彼の麺を食べます。麺の寿命は4実です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Noodle is my dog's name. My noodles are my dogs, and my doog eats his noodles with a spoon. The life of the noodle is 4 real.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.