YOU SAID:
None of this would ever have happened if you'd just kept your big bazoo shut!
INTO JAPANESE
大きなバズーを閉じたままにしておけば、これは起こりませんでした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This didn't happen if we kept the big bazoon closed!
INTO JAPANESE
大きなバズーンを閉じたままにすると、これは起こりませんでした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This did not happen if we kept the big bocal closed!
INTO JAPANESE
大きなボーカルを閉じたままにしておくと、これは起こりませんでした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This didn't happen if I kept the big vocals closed!
INTO JAPANESE
大きなボーカルを閉じたままにしておくと、これは起こりませんでした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This didn't happen if I kept the big vocals closed!
You've done this before, haven't you.