YOU SAID:
Nobody wants to touch my dong and therefore people must die.
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私の洞窟に触れたくないので、人々は死ななければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People have to die because no one wants to touch my cave.
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私の洞窟に触れたくないので、人々は死ななければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People have to die because no one wants to touch my cave.
Come on, you can do better than that.