YOU SAID:
Nobody likes Peeps and neither will you.
INTO JAPANESE
誰も覗いて、どちらがあなた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone take a look at, which is you.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もが見て、あなたにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, you are.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、あなたは。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, you are.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.