YOU SAID:
Nobody is sticking their face in my computer
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私のコンピューターに顔を突き刺していません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one stabbed my face in my computer
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私のコンピューターに私の顔を刺しませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one stabbed my face in my computer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.