YOU SAID:

Nobody in their right mind would wear a taco as a hat.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らの正しい心の誰も、帽子としてタコスを着ないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one in their right mind will wear a taco as a hat.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らの正しい心の誰もが帽子としてタコスを着ることはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one with their right mind wears a taco as a hat.

INTO JAPANESE

タコスを帽子として身に着けている人は誰もいません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Nobody wears a taco as a hat.

INTO JAPANESE

誰も帽子としてタコスを着ません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Nobody wears a taco as a hat.