YOU SAID:
Nobody cares that you broke your elbow!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはあなたの肘を壊したと誰も気付かない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody notices that you broke your elbow!
INTO JAPANESE
誰もあなたの肘を壊したことに気付かない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody notices that you broke your elbow!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.