YOU SAID:
No. You lick it first. No, you! Don't touch me you scary wildebeest!
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まず舐めます。違うんです。あなた!触るなよ怖いヌー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, lick first. It is different. you! Don't touch it, scary gnu!
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まず舐めます。違います。あなた!触るな、こわいヌー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, lick first. wrong. you! Don't touch it, scary gnu!
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まず舐めます。間違い。あなた!触るな、こわいヌー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, lick first. error. you! Don't touch it, scary gnu!
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まず舐めます。エラー。あなた!触るな、こわいヌー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, lick first. error. you! Don't touch it, scary gnu!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.