YOU SAID:
NO, you first slam the banana onto the floor, dump it, take a dump and burn your banana down, and send the banana to the shadow realm and fly away like nothing flippin’ happened
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、最初にバナナを床に叩きつけて捨てます。捨ててバナナを燃やし、バナナを影の領域に送り、何事もなかったかのように飛び去ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first slam the banana on the floor and throw it away. Throw away and burn the banana, sending the banana to the Shadow Realm and flying away as if nothing happened.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まずバナナを床に叩きつけて捨ててください。バナナを捨てて燃やし、バナナをシャドウレルムに送り、何事もなかったかのように飛び去ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first slam the banana on the floor and throw it away. Throw away the banana, burn it, send the banana to the Shadow Realm, and fly away as if nothing happened.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まずバナナを床に叩きつけて捨ててください。バナナを捨てて燃やし、バナナをシャドウレルムに送り、何事もなかったかのように飛び去ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first slam the banana on the floor and throw it away. Throw away the banana, burn it, send the banana to the Shadow Realm, and fly away as if nothing happened.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.