YOU SAID:
No you dont understand I drop kicked that child only in self defense
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、あなたは私がその子供を護身術でのみドロップキックしたことを理解していません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, you don't understand that I dropped kicked the kid only in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、あなたは私がドロップしたことを理解していません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No you don't understand I dropped
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、私が落としたのがわかりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, I don't know I dropped it
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、落としたのかわかりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, I don't know if I dropped it
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、落としたかどうかわかりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, I don't know if I dropped it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.