YOU SAID:

no way can someone be this clueless. no way. I refuse to believe it. First, you shouldn't be playing the same song every time you bang... second, it should never be this song... it's absurd that this was even thought of, joke or not.

INTO JAPANESE

こんな無知な人がいるはずがない。ありえない。信じたくない。まず、セックスするたびに同じ曲を流すべきではない…次に、この曲は絶対にダメ…冗談だろうが本気だろうが、こんなことを考えたこと自体が馬鹿げている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's no way people could be this ignorant. It's impossible. I don't want to believe it. First of all, you shouldn't play the same song every time you have sex... Secondly, this song is a big no-no... Whether it's a joke or not, the idea of even thinking about it is ridiculous.

INTO JAPANESE

こんなに無知な人がいるはずがない。ありえない。信じたくない。まず、セックスするたびに同じ曲をかけるべきではない…次に、この曲は絶対にダメだ…冗談かどうかはともかく、そんなことを考えること自体が馬鹿げている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's no way people could be this ignorant. It's impossible. I don't want to believe it. Firstly, you shouldn't play the same song every time you have sex... Secondly, this song is a big no-no... Whether it's a joke or not, it's ridiculous to even think about it.

INTO JAPANESE

こんなに無知な人がいるはずがない。ありえない。信じたくない。まず、セックスするたびに同じ曲をかけるべきではない…次に、この曲は絶対にダメだ…冗談かどうかはともかく、考えただけでも馬鹿げている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's no way people could be this ignorant. It's impossible. I don't want to believe it. Firstly, you shouldn't play the same song every time you have sex... Secondly, this song is a big no-no... Whether it's a joke or not, it's ridiculous to even think about it.