YOU SAID:
No Shirley, you can't die!
INTO JAPANESE
シャーリーはいない、死ぬにはいられない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shirley's not here, I can't help dying!
INTO JAPANESE
シャーリーはここにいない、私は死ぬのを助けることができない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shirley's not here, I can't help her die!
INTO JAPANESE
シャーリーはここにいない、私は彼女が死ぬのを助けることができない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shirley is not here, I can't help her die!
INTO JAPANESE
シャーリーはここにいない、私は彼女が死ぬのを助けることができない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shirley is not here, I can't help her die!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.