YOU SAID:

No puede ser mataron al presidente de America, me estoy cagando vivo

INTO JAPANESE

彼らがアメリカ大統領を殺したはずがない、私は生きているのがクソだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's no way they killed the President of the United States, I'm damned alive.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らが米国大統領を殺したわけがない、私は生きているのがおかしい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's no way they killed the President of the United States, I'm weird to be alive.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らが米国大統領を殺したはずがない、生きているのが不思議だ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They couldn't have killed the President of the United States, it's a wonder he's still alive.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは米国大統領を殺すことはできなかった、彼がまだ生きているのは不思議だ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They couldn't kill the President of the United States, it's a wonder he's still alive.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは米国大統領を殺すことはできなかった、彼がまだ生きているのは不思議だ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They couldn't kill the President of the United States, it's a wonder he's still alive.