YOU SAID:

no problem i will get the handcuffs to imprison the imposter as he is a no good arsonist who cannot even tie his own shoelaces. Also i need to check if the oven is ready for the turkey as i am starving so much that i can eat a horse.

INTO JAPANESE

問題ありません、詐欺師は自分で靴ひもを結ぶことさえできないダメ放火犯なので、手錠をかけて監禁します。また、馬を食べられるほど飢えているので、オーブンが七面鳥を焼く準備ができているかどうかも確認する必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No problem, the crook is a no-good arsonist who can't even tie his own shoelaces, so we handcuff him and lock him up. You'll also want to make sure your oven is ready to roast a turkey, since you're hungry enough to eat a horse.

INTO JAPANESE

問題ありません。その詐欺師は自分で靴ひもを結ぶこともできないダメ放火犯なので、手錠をかけて監禁しました。また、馬を食べたいほどお腹が空いているので、七面鳥をローストできるようにオーブンが準備されていることを確認することも必要です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No problem. The con artist was a no-good arsonist who couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, so I handcuffed him and locked him up. You'll also want to make sure your oven is ready to roast a turkey, since you'll be hungry enough to eat a horse.

INTO JAPANESE

問題ない。詐欺師は自分で靴ひもを結ぶこともできないダメ放火魔だったので、手錠をかけて閉じ込めました。また、馬を食べたいほどお腹が空いているので、七面鳥をローストできるようにオーブンが準備されていることも確認してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

no problem. The scammer was a no-good arsonist who couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, so I handcuffed him and locked him up. Also, make sure your oven is ready to roast a turkey, since you'll be hungry enough to eat a horse.

INTO JAPANESE

問題ない。詐欺師は自分で靴ひもを結ぶこともできないダメ放火魔だったので、手錠をかけて閉じ込めました。また、馬を食べるほどお腹が空いているので、七面鳥をローストできるようにオーブンが準備されていることを確認してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

no problem. The scammer was a no-good arsonist who couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, so I handcuffed him and locked him up. You'll also be hungry enough to eat a horse, so make sure your oven is ready to roast the turkey.

INTO JAPANESE

問題ない。詐欺師は自分で靴ひもを結ぶこともできないダメ放火魔だったので、手錠をかけて閉じ込めました。また、馬を食べるほどお腹が空いているので、七面鳥をローストできるようオーブンの準備ができていることを確認してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

no problem. The scammer was a no-good arsonist who couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, so I handcuffed him and locked him up. Also, you'll be hungry enough to eat a horse, so make sure your oven is ready to roast the turkey.

INTO JAPANESE

問題ない。詐欺師は自分で靴ひもを結ぶこともできないダメ放火魔だったので、手錠をかけて閉じ込めました。また、馬を食べるほどお腹が空いているので、七面鳥をローストできるようオーブンの準備ができているか確認してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

no problem. The scammer was a no-good arsonist who couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, so I handcuffed him and locked him up. Also, make sure your oven is ready to roast the turkey, because you'll be hungry enough to eat a horse.

INTO JAPANESE

問題ない。詐欺師は自分で靴ひもを結ぶこともできないダメ放火魔だったので、手錠をかけて閉じ込めました。また、馬を食べたいくらいお腹が空いているので、七面鳥をローストできるようオーブンの準備ができているか確認してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

no problem. The scammer was a no-good arsonist who couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, so I handcuffed him and locked him up. Also, since you're hungry enough to eat a horse, make sure your oven is ready to roast the turkey.

INTO JAPANESE

問題ない。詐欺師は自分で靴ひもを結ぶこともできないダメ放火魔だったので、手錠をかけて閉じ込めました。また、馬を食べたいくらいお腹が空いているので、七面鳥をローストできるようオーブンの準備ができているか確認してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

no problem. The scammer was a no-good arsonist who couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, so I handcuffed him and locked him up. Also, since you're hungry enough to eat a horse, make sure your oven is ready to roast the turkey.