YOU SAID:
no pinches mames pendejo de la chingada, estas bien guey
INTO JAPANESE
クソ野郎のクソを吸わないでください、あなたは大丈夫です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't smoke you fucking bastard, you'll be fine
INTO JAPANESE
吸うなよクソ野郎、大丈夫だよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't smoke you bastard it's okay
INTO JAPANESE
吸わないでください、この野郎、大丈夫です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't smoke you bastard it's okay
That didn't even make that much sense in English.