YOU SAID:
no one likes me and i like no one but my cheese is to good for rice
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私を好きではなく、私は誰も好きではないが、私のチーズはご飯に良い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one likes me, i don't like anyone but my cheese is good for rice
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私を好きではない、私は誰も好きではないが、私のチーズは米に良い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody likes me, i don't like anyone but my cheese is good for rice
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私を好きではない、私は誰も好きではないが、私のチーズはご飯に良い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody likes me, i don't like anyone but my cheese is good for rice
That didn't even make that much sense in English.