YOU SAID:
No one it their right mind likes Haggis.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、1 つそれ正気ハギスが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one sane haggis will like it.
INTO JAPANESE
1 つの正気のハギスはそれを好みません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One sanity Haggis does not like it.
INTO JAPANESE
一つの正気ハギスはそれを好まない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One sanctity Haggis does not like it.
INTO JAPANESE
1つの神聖さハギスはそれを好まない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One sanctity Haggis does not like it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.