YOU SAID:
no one has my funny hat of jam I use to cut cheese
INTO JAPANESE
誰もが私はチーズをカットしてジャムの面白い帽子
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone is I cut cheese and jam the funny Hat
INTO JAPANESE
誰もが私はチーズをカットし、面白い帽子をジャム
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone I cut cheese and jam the funny hats
INTO JAPANESE
誰もが私はチーズをカットし、面白い帽子をジャム
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone I cut cheese and jam the funny hats
That didn't even make that much sense in English.