YOU SAID:
no one cares that the sun will eventually burn out and our relatives will still be there when it does so about how many cows will exist by the time that happens
INTO JAPANESE
誰も太陽が最終的に燃え尽きることは誰も気にしていませんし、私たちの親戚はそこにいても起こります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody cares anyone that the sun will eventually burn out, and our relatives will happen even there
INTO JAPANESE
誰も太陽が最終的に燃え尽きることは誰にも気にしないし、私たちの親戚もそこで起きるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody cares anyone that the sun will eventually burn out and our relatives will also be there
INTO JAPANESE
誰も太陽が最終的に燃え尽きると誰も気にしないし、私たちの親戚もそこにいるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody cares anyone if the sun finally burns out and our relatives will be there, too
INTO JAPANESE
太陽がついに燃え尽きれば、誰も気にしないし、親戚もそこにいるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the sun finally burns out, no one cares or relatives will be there, too
INTO JAPANESE
太陽がついに燃え尽きると、誰も気にすることもなく、親戚もそこにいるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the sun finally burns out, no one cares or relatives will be there
INTO JAPANESE
太陽がついに燃え尽きると、誰も気にすることもなく、親戚もそこにいるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the sun finally burns out, no one cares or relatives will be there
That didn't even make that much sense in English.