YOU SAID:
No no no no. Not in my house.
INTO JAPANESE
いえいえいえいえ。 ではない、私の家。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh just kidding. It's not my house.
INTO JAPANESE
ただの冗談します。私の家ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am just joking. It is not my house.
INTO JAPANESE
冗談だよ。それは私の家ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Im kidding. That is not my house.
INTO JAPANESE
冗談です。それは私の家ではない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
just kidding. That is not my house.
INTO JAPANESE
冗談だ。それは私の家ではない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
just kidding. That is not my house.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.