YOU SAID:
no no no first you put the banana into the bowl, dance on babs bunny and explode. lick the spoon. then commit die. make pikmin eat your flesh. make AAAAAAAAA and then prance around like a charlie brown.
INTO JAPANESE
いやいや、まずバナナをボウルに入れて、バブス・バニーの上で踊って爆発する。スプーンをなめる。そして死ぬ。ピクミンに肉を食べさせる。「ああああああ」と言ってチャーリー・ブラウンのように跳ね回る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No no, first put a banana in a bowl, dance on Babs Bunny and explode, lick the spoon, die, feed the Pikmin meat, say "aaaaahhhh" and bounce around like Charlie Brown.
INTO JAPANESE
いやいや、まずボウルにバナナを入れて、バブス・バニーの上で踊って爆発し、スプーンを舐めて死に、ピクミンに肉を与えて、「ああああ」と言ってチャーリー・ブラウンのように跳ね回るんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first you put a banana in a bowl, then you dance on Babs Bunny and it explodes, then you lick the spoon and die, then you feed the Pikmin meat, then you go "aaaahhhh" and bounce around like Charlie Brown.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まずボウルにバナナを入れ、バブス・バニーの上で踊って爆発させ、スプーンを舐めて死に、ピクミンに肉を与えて「あああー」と言いながらチャーリー・ブラウンのように飛び跳ねます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first you put a banana in a bowl, then you dance on Babs Bunny to make her explode, then you lick the spoon to death, then you give some meat to your Pikmin and they jump around like Charlie Brown while saying "aaaahhh".
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まずボウルにバナナを入れ、バブス・バニーの上で踊って爆発させ、スプーンを舐めて死なせ、ピクミンに肉を与えると、ピクミンは「あああー」と言いながらチャーリー・ブラウンのように飛び跳ねます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first you put a banana in a bowl, then you dance on Babs Bunny to make her explode, then you lick the spoon to death, then you give the meat to the Pikmin, and they go "aaaahhhh" and jump around like Charlie Brown.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まずボウルにバナナを入れ、バブス・バニーの上で踊って爆発させ、スプーンを舐めて死なせ、肉をピクミンに与えると、ピクミンは「あああー」と言いながらチャーリー・ブラウンのように飛び回ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first you put a banana in a bowl, then dance on Babs Bunny to make her explode, then lick the spoon to death, then feed the meat to your Pikmin, who will then fly around like Charlie Brown going "aaaahhh".
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まずボウルにバナナを入れ、バブス・バニーの上で踊って爆発させ、スプーンを舐めて死なせ、その肉をピクミンに食べさせると、ピクミンはチャーリー・ブラウンのように「あああー」と言いながら飛び回ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first you put a banana in a bowl, then you dance on Babs Bunny to make her explode, then you lick the spoon to make her die, then you feed the banana to the Pikmin, who then fly around saying "aaaahhh" like Charlie Brown.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まずボウルにバナナを入れ、バブス・バニーの上で踊って爆発させ、スプーンを舐めて死なせ、その後バナナをピクミンに食べさせると、ピクミンはチャーリー・ブラウンのように「あああー」と言いながら飛び回ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first you put a banana in a bowl, then you dance on Babs Bunny to make her explode, then you lick the spoon to death, and then you feed the banana to a Pikmin, who then fly around saying "aaaahhh" like Charlie Brown.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、まずボウルにバナナを入れ、バブス・バニーの上で踊って爆発させ、スプーンを舐めて死なせ、その後バナナをピクミンに食べさせると、ピクミンはチャーリー・ブラウンのように「あああー」と言いながら飛び回ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, first you put a banana in a bowl, then you dance on Babs Bunny to make her explode, then you lick the spoon to death, and then you feed the banana to a Pikmin, who then fly around saying "aaaahhh" like Charlie Brown.
You should move to Japan!