YOU SAID:

No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria!

INTO JAPANESE

いいえ、いいえ、いいえ、ベイビー。ジョークは面白いです！私はあなたを見てみました...ええと、悲しい！そして哀れ！孤児のように...腕も脚もない...ああ！早老症と！

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No, no, no, baby. Jokes are funny! I looked at you... well, sad! And pity! Like an orphan...no arms or legs...oh! With progeria!

INTO JAPANESE

いいえ、いいえ、いいえ、赤ちゃん。ジョークは面白いです！私はあなたを見た…まあ、悲しい！そして残念！孤児のように...腕も脚もない...ああ！早老症と！

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No, no, no baby. Jokes are funny! I saw you... well, sad! And sorry! Like an orphan...no arms or legs...oh! With progeria!

INTO JAPANESE

いいえ、いいえ、赤ちゃんはいません。ジョークは面白いです！私はあなたを見た...まあ、悲しい！そしてごめんなさい！孤児のように...腕も脚もない...ああ！早老症と！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No, no baby. Jokes are funny! I saw you... well, sad! And I'm sorry! Like an orphan...no arms or legs...oh! With progeria!

INTO JAPANESE

いいえ、赤ちゃんはいません。ジョークは面白いです！私はあなたを見た...まあ、悲しい！そしてごめんなさい！孤児のように...腕も脚もない...ああ！早老症と！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No, there are no babies. Jokes are funny! I saw you... well, sad! And I'm sorry! Like an orphan...no arms or legs...oh! With progeria!

INTO JAPANESE

いいえ、赤ちゃんはいません。ジョークは面白いです！私はあなたを見た...まあ、悲しい！そしてごめんなさい！孤児のように...腕も脚もない...ああ！早老症と！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No, there are no babies. Jokes are funny! I saw you... well, sad! And I'm sorry! Like an orphan...no arms or legs...oh! With progeria!