YOU SAID:
No, in fact I do like munching and crunching on children's bones.
INTO JAPANESE
いや、実は私は子供の骨を噛んで砕くのが好きなんだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, actually, I like to bite and crush children's bones.
INTO JAPANESE
いや実は子供の骨を噛み砕くのが好きなんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, actually, I like to bite a child's bones.
INTO JAPANESE
いや実は子供の骨を噛むのが好きなんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, actually, I like to bite children's bones.
INTO JAPANESE
いや実は子供の骨を噛むのが好きなんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, actually, I like to bite children's bones.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.