YOU SAID:
No I’d not like the brown cucumber but I love you my darling sweet romhilda baby
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、茶色のキュウリは好きではありませんが、私の最愛の甘いロムヒルダの赤ちゃんを愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, I don't like brown cucumbers, but I love my beloved sweet Rom Hilda baby
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、茶色のきゅうりは好きではありませんが、愛する甘いロム・ヒルダの赤ちゃんは大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, I don't like brown cucumbers, but I love my beloved sweet Rom Hilda baby
That didn't even make that much sense in English.