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No, I actually can not hear you. Seriously.

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いいえ、私実際に聞くことができないあなた。本気で。

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No, you can actually hear me not. Seriously.

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いいえ、実際に聞こえていません。本気で。

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No, not heard. Seriously.

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いや、聞いたことないです。本気で。

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Nope, never heard that before. Seriously.

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いや、その前に聞いたことがないです。本気で。

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There is no no, heard that before. Seriously.

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ない、前に聞いたこと。本気で。

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Heard, not before. Seriously.

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前に、聞いた。本気で。

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You've heard ago. Seriously.

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あなたは前に聞いた。本気で。

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You've heard ago. Seriously.