YOU SAID:
No help maid count chick boy friends hello nice
INTO JAPANESE
メイドはひよこボーイフレンドを数える助けはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Maid doesn't help counting chick boyfriend
INTO JAPANESE
メイドはひよこのボーイフレンドを数えるのを助けません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Maid doesn't help counting chick boyfriend
That didn't even make that much sense in English.