YOU SAID:
No food no phones no fun
INTO JAPANESE
食料もないない楽しい電話ないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Food not no fun phone.
INTO JAPANESE
食べ物は楽しい電話。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The food is fun phone.
INTO JAPANESE
料理は楽しい電話。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cooking is fun phone.
INTO JAPANESE
料理は楽しい電話。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cooking is fun phone.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.