YOU SAID:
No, doctor! The flying monkey took the pasta from the bucket while you were away, not me! He also took a poo on your face and in the bucket, but not on the roof of the flying house which crashed into the squid.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、医者!空飛ぶ猿は、私ではなく、あなたが留守の間にバケツからパスタを取りました!彼はまた、あなたの顔とバケツにうんちをしましたが、イカに衝突した飛行家の屋根にはありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, doctor! The flying monkey, not me, took you pasta from the bucket while you were away! He also poops your face and bucket, but not on the roof of the aviator who collided with the squid.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、医者!私ではなく、空飛ぶ猿は、あなたが留守中にバケツからパスタを取りました!彼はまたあなたの顔とバケツをうんちしますが、イカと衝突した飛行士の屋根の上ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, doctor! A flying monkey, not me, took pasta from a bucket while you were away! He also poops your face and bucket, but not on the roof of the aviator who collided with the squid.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、医者!私ではなく、空飛ぶ猿がバケツからパスタを取りました。彼はまたあなたの顔とバケツをうんちしますが、イカと衝突した飛行士の屋根の上ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, doctor! A flying monkey, not me, took pasta from the bucket. He also poops your face and bucket, but not on the roof of the aviator who collided with the squid.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、医者!私ではなく、空飛ぶ猿がバケツからパスタを取りました。彼はまたあなたの顔とバケツをうんちしますが、イカと衝突した飛行士の屋根の上ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, doctor! A flying monkey, not me, took pasta from the bucket. He also poops your face and bucket, but not on the roof of the aviator who collided with the squid.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.