YOU SAID:
No chance, no way I will not eat the tortoise
INTO JAPANESE
まさか、亀を食べないわけにはいかない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's no way I'm not eating a tortoise.
INTO JAPANESE
亀を食べないわけにはいかない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't help but eat turtles.
INTO JAPANESE
カメを食べても仕方がない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating turtles doesn't help.
INTO JAPANESE
カメを食べても役に立たない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating turtles is useless.
INTO JAPANESE
カメを食べるのは役に立たない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating turtles is useless.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.