YOU SAID:
Nice to see you and I love eating a child's wife and her chessboard
INTO JAPANESE
あなたに会えてうれしいです、そして、私は子供の妻と彼女のチェス盤を食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad to see you, and I like to eat my wife's wife and her chessboard
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに会えてうれしいです、そして私は私の妻の妻と彼女のチェス盤を食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad to see you, and I like to eat my wife's wife and her chessboard
That didn't even make that much sense in English.