YOU SAID:
Nice to meet you, where you been?
INTO JAPANESE
はじめまして、どこをされて?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How do you do, where you been?
INTO JAPANESE
どのようにして、どこにされて?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How do you, where you been?
INTO JAPANESE
どのように、どこをされて?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How, where you been?
INTO JAPANESE
どこにいた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey. You okay? Where you been today?
INTO JAPANESE
どこにいた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey. You okay? Where you been today?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.