YOU SAID:
nice dude, i totally saw it coming, if only he had noticed
INTO JAPANESE
いい男、私は彼が気づいていた場合、それが来るのを完全に見た
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A good man, I saw it coming completely if he was aware
INTO JAPANESE
いい男、彼が気づいていたら完全に来るのを見た
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Good man, if he noticed, saw it coming completely
INTO JAPANESE
良い人は、彼が気づいた場合、それが完全に来るのを見ました
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A good person saw it come completely if he noticed
INTO JAPANESE
いい人は気づいたら完全に来るのを見た
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I saw a good person coming completely when I realized
INTO JAPANESE
気付いたとき、私は良い人が完全に来るのを見ました
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When I realized I saw a good person coming completely
INTO JAPANESE
気がついたら、いい人が完全にやってくるのを見た
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I saw a good person coming completely when I realized
INTO JAPANESE
気付いたとき、私は良い人が完全に来るのを見ました
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When I realized I saw a good person coming completely
INTO JAPANESE
気がついたら、いい人が完全にやってくるのを見た
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium